Friday, November 28, 2008


Just terrible.  Despite being pretty close to India (relative to the US), they make the shittiest Indian food.  About a fifth of the city is Indian, but they can't make a curry that doesn't taste like watered down spaghetti sauce.  And what else?  No Taco Bell, Chipotle, or Qdoba.  I don't even have to say anything else about that.  I could get a $20 burrito that's about half the size of a Chipotle one, but obviously that's a shit deal.  The only conceivable alternative is a kebab, which is basically a lamb-filled tortilla which somehow makes you hungrier than you were before you ate it.  Also, the ranch dressing is terrible.  It's just bland and watery.  Finally, the pizza is just terrible.  It's about half the size, twice the cost, and without tomato sauce, but not like a good white pizza, it's just terrible.


Anonymous said...

Dick! You fat fuck Americans eat a shitload of moist smushy chunky everyday! That is why you are so fat! So nz lowers it's food sizes and increases the prices =)

Poplo said...

Hey, i love your blog..

I have lived and traveled in so many places in the world as my parents are expats and I'll say that NZ (Christchurch) is really as crap as it could get.

- Kiwis are racist and speak with a funny accent. If u are from the outside, they treat u like an alien.
- Food tastes like cardboard, even milk which is supposed to be the country's main export is bland and talcy.
- Capped expensive and slow internet.
- Skyrocketting flat rents

More, more.. Basically dumb ass kiwis

Evergreen said...

hahaha tremendous

Jen Dowie said...

No wonder Americans are so obese...get used to normal food portions, not something Andre the Giant would eat. Plus we are NOT India, so we don't make their type of curries, dumbass. And who the hell wants that shitty Taco Bell down here anyway?

Henry Goodall said...

You look like some fuckin kiwi piece of shit that thinks New Zealand is everything
Fuck you kiwi faggot

Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi oi oi!

Chantelle Isaac said...
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Matthew Bird said...

Haha Aussiese.. meth heads all of you and it's pretty much true